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[jaywalks]

[ a slow pan up over his shoulder to the sight of bolin trapped in a net hanging from a tree. THIS IS HIS LIFE, DAD. ]

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[chromosomes]

[ ............... ]

We've got to stop letting him out unsupervised.

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[jaywalks]

I saw something at the station where they put small children on leashes — I'm gonna get him one.

video; stamps date of DECEMBER 4TH here so i don't forget

[chromosomes]

Good idea. That way next time he tries to follow a butterfly off a waterfall, you can yank him back up.

... If you need help getting him out of there and you're in Glaschu, I can teleport to you. [ It shouldn't take too long, and he'd like to see them before he boards A Crewed Interest and starts playing Marco Polo with a homicidal maniac and some wizards. ]

DECEMBER 4TH.

[jaywalks]

Actually... [ and here the camera pans and turns once again, this time showing the GAPING MAW OF A PIT TRAP ALMOST DIRECTLY UNDER BOLIN, deeper than most trip pats should reasonably be because earthbending. ]

... I could probably use you and your earthbending ring. We're in the woods north of the castle, maybe three miles out; you know the farm with the really good apples? [ you might; mako does for sure. ] Out past there.

trip pats...

[chromosomes]

[ dear god in heaven ]

Yeah, I've ridden past it a few times. If you've got any horses or anything, hold onto them; I've got a giant cat-thing with me.

[ And now his camera pans, showing off his latest boon. ]

Bolin already knows about her, but since he's indisposed...

look. i've been studying a lot.

[jaywalks]

Understatement, but it's just me and Pabu, you should be fine. [ somebody WALKED out here... okay no he probably rode his motorcycle out to the farm and then walked but... still. no naga, thankfully. let's have korra there for the introduction to the giant cat. ]

ilu

[chromosomes]

She's well fed, if that helps. [ Because she'd be much more scary if she was hungry. ]

I'll be there in a couple minutes. Shout if a bear wanders by or something. Uh- if the White Hart turns you into a small animal before I get there, let me know.

>:I

[jaywalks]

Spirits, we do not need that again. [ you remember when mako got turned into a cat, right??? ]

[chromosomes]

[ but you were so cute!!! ]

Doll'd probably try to eat you.

[jaywalks]

[ SHUT THE HELL UP, GRAMPA. ]

She eats rabbits, mice, and birds, but no cats. She thinks she's related to Asshat and Jerkbender. [ also: dad was a cat. he's not mentioning that because it's CLEARLY not the main reason. don't use your asshole cats as a scapegoat, mako. that's so fucking rude. ]

[chromosomes]

[ PINCHES CHEEKS ]

You don't know that you'll turn into a cat again, though. Maybe you'll turn into a shrew.

[jaywalks]

[ .... steals wallet. ]

Pabu could vouch for me? And I don't think it'd change how well she understands me — my last boon... kinda really upped the power on our talking to each other.

[chromosomes]

[ picks up ]

Yeah? [ That's a "go on, deets" in grunty man speak. ]

[jaywalks]

[ ohgod. they speak the same language. ]

Yeah. It's pretty nice, not having to say anything to have her understand me.

[chromosomes]

[ y u p. ]

I bet. [ Words are kind of overrated. ] And you can understand her back?

[jaywalks]

[ the league of salty men. ]

Clear as day. She doesn't think like a human exactly, but I get it.

[chromosomes]

[ aw yis ]

People don't exactly think clearly anyway.